001 IntaStella T-Shirt

A parody of a certain reassuringly expensive beer, this tee toasts to bad choices, late nights, and the slow roast of modern life. The iconic crest is hijacked by End Times Tailoring Co.

Printed on our structured heavyweight 100% cotton tee, it’s got the fit, the edge, and the quiet scream of existential dread. Dress it up with a jacket or down with regrets.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Designed by End Times Tailoring Co. – no hangover, just heat

We don’t make waste - we make what you ask for.

Each piece is produced on demand, not stockpiled in a bunker. That means it takes a little longer to reach you, but it also means we’re not flooding the world with more pointless surplus. Thanks for choosing patience over mass production and for not being part of the problem.

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